How do I talk to a real person at HP support?   

You can contact HP support by phone, online chat, email, or HP Support Assistant.
Phone Call HP customer support at 1-833-940-6355 Monday–Friday, 8 AM–8:30 PM EST Call HP home customer support at 1-833-940-6355 Monday–Sunday, 9 AM–12 AM EST Call HP Store expert sales support at 1-833-940-6355
Online chat. Use the Virtual Agent on the HP website to troubleshoot
Use the live chat on the HP website
Email
Contact HP via e-mail and get back in 72 hours
HP Support Assistant at+1-833-940-6355
Execute HP Support Assistant on current HP desktop and laptop
Execute HP Support Assistant on non-HP PCs
HP Support Community at 1-833-940-6355
Have technical experts of HP Support Community guide you
Pre-call Review functional specs of products, Review possible trouble-shooting, Review drivers documentation, and Document error codes on front panel. Get more info by dialing 1-833-940-6355
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